- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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