Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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