"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Badabing.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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