- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

One time i was sitting down

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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