- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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