- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

how much fish could a chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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