Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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