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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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