How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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