do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Whats 1+1? window!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

12/23/2012

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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