- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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