- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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