- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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