A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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