A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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You are joking right?

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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jews

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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