- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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