- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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