- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

69

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??