- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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