- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Read a Book.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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