- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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