Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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My cat just died.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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