what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Blacks

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Women.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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