- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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