- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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