Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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read this sentence again.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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