- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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