- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

HELLO EVERYONE

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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