- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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