What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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