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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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