- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

your so fat. your fat!

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

What's just not right? Left

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