Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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