- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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