- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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