- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

someone called someone else a frog

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why are white people white? I don't know

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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