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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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