- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Golf.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

David Cameron

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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