- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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