- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Knock knock. Its open.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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