- Anti Joke

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why can't february march Because april may