What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Ross.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Jimmy Saville

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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