- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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