- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??