- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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