whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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epic win?

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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