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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

I'm so punny.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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