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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

In soviet Russia...things are different

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

9/11 my birthday

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

i'm hard

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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