- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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