Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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