What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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