If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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what are you mike bibby?

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Bob Saget that is all

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Anti Joke

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