- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What's one plus one? two.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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