- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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