Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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