Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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