- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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