Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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