- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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