- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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