Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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