Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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