- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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