- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

I have a horse.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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