- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

I have a horse.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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