- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

i found waldo.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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