- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

You idiot thats 9 letters

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