- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why? Because.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

A shark ate your mom

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