- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Sam Hengal.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what's black and can't swim?

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Gretta has five legs? -no

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

You bumder!

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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