- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

One time i was sitting down

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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