How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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