Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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