- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Women outside of the kitchen.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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