- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Bryson got a concussion...he died

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