- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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