How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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women's rights.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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