- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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