whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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