A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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