An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Fat? Jesse Z

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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