Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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