What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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