why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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