What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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