All of these jokes are about white people

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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