- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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