Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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