What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

It's all Taggart

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Carrot fingers

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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