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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

You are joking right?

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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