- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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