Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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