- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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