- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Andoni was here

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's better than a stick? A stone

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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