- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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