- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

like if your cool

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

What is my name? I dont know

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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