A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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star wars kid

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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