- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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