So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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