dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

thumb_up thumb_down -47

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

thumb_up thumb_down -49

If you just read this, You're dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops