- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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