- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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