A praying mantis is very graceful

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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