One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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