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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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