- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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