How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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