- Anti Joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!