What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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pobody's nerfect

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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