- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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