What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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