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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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