What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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black chicken. kfc

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Anti Joke

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