What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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