How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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