- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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