Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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