- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Knock, Knock Come in

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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