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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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