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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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