- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

someone called someone else a frog

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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