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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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