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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A dancer walks into a barre

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

the WNBA.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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