- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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