What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Allah walked into AK Bar

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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