Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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i saw amango it splootered

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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