- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call an amazing person Good

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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