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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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